The Dozens—Caps and Snaps

Brought to You By
•“Liza-Who-Little,” screenplay by Dominic Hoffman
•“Mammy Dearest,” screenplay by Glenn Berenbeim
•Your mama is so dumb, she sold a car for gas money. (L-W-L)
•Your mother is so black, when she wears orange lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger. (MD)
•Your mother is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. (MD)
•Your mother is so black, when they poured hot water in her head, coffee comes out her mouth. (MD)
•Your mama’s head so nappy, when they braid it it look like stitches. (MD)
And of course Kim has to ruin it by saying “It’s not funny!”
Published in: on October 27, 2004 at 9:52 pm Comments Off